1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,387 --> 00:00:04,355 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:04,355 --> 00:00:08,229 - [Narrator] Working hard so you don't have to. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,229 --> 00:00:10,657 Conglomerated Assets. 6 00:00:10,657 --> 00:00:13,191 Our portfolio of stocks 7 00:00:13,191 --> 00:00:16,936 get a rise out of everyone. 8 00:00:16,936 --> 00:00:18,801 Conglomerated Assets. 9 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,280 (phone buzzes) 10 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,731 Keeping you abreast 11 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,928 of the latest market fluctuations 12 00:00:25,928 --> 00:00:29,277 so you come out a winner. 13 00:00:29,277 --> 00:00:31,027 Conglomerated Assets. 14 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:35,273 (sighs) 15 00:00:35,273 --> 00:00:39,440 ("Beautiful Mess" by David Thiele) 16 00:00:50,052 --> 00:00:52,261 ♫ I was out in this big blue world 17 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:53,898 ♫ With the future wide open 18 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:57,215 ♫ Standing right in front of me 19 00:00:57,215 --> 00:01:00,499 ♫ Everything I dreamed 20 00:01:00,499 --> 00:01:03,270 ♫ I could see it too clearly then 21 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:07,875 ♫ 'Til you came along, met me down on Lonely Street 22 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:11,268 ♫ That was when I lost my beat 23 00:01:11,268 --> 00:01:13,888 ♫ Slow down 24 00:01:13,888 --> 00:01:18,603 ♫ One more step in every single direction, love 25 00:01:18,603 --> 00:01:21,826 ♫ Just to make sure, love 26 00:01:21,826 --> 00:01:26,080 ♫ Won't stop 'til I cover every angle 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,755 (Wall Street radio) 28 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,588 - Oh! Crap! 29 00:01:32,395 --> 00:01:33,433 - Uh. 30 00:01:33,433 --> 00:01:34,266 - Crap! 31 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:38,464 Do not help me. 32 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:44,294 - I'm sorry. I wasn't trying-- 33 00:01:45,945 --> 00:01:49,278 - Save it, mail room. I'm late. 34 00:01:58,253 --> 00:01:59,089 What? 35 00:01:59,089 --> 00:02:00,723 - Never do anal when you're wearing white. 36 00:02:00,723 --> 00:02:01,556 - Seriously? 37 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:04,111 - Cum stained front-- - Stop! Just stop. 38 00:02:04,111 --> 00:02:05,115 I need a clean shirt. 39 00:02:05,115 --> 00:02:06,507 - I'd give you mine, but are missing 40 00:02:06,507 --> 00:02:08,444 certain pieces. - Stop! 41 00:02:08,444 --> 00:02:10,611 - That's not what he said. 42 00:02:30,643 --> 00:02:33,787 - It's not casual Friday again, is it? I always miss that. 43 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,954 - No, it's Rudy's black Monday. Shirt off your back? 44 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:44,176 - Usually I get dinner before they have their way with me. 45 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:51,381 - I'll buy you a new one at lunch. 46 00:02:56,404 --> 00:02:57,237 - Shit. 47 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:12,703 (throat clearing) 48 00:03:15,239 --> 00:03:17,802 - Excuse me Senior, it's time to-- 49 00:03:17,802 --> 00:03:18,635 Senior? 50 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:26,864 Crap, crap, crap! 51 00:03:26,864 --> 00:03:28,378 (throat clearing) 52 00:03:28,378 --> 00:03:31,075 - So everyone, here he is, our newest hire, 53 00:03:31,075 --> 00:03:33,010 fresh from his Stanford MBA. 54 00:03:33,010 --> 00:03:34,829 You can all just call him "Junior" 55 00:03:34,829 --> 00:03:36,769 because, well, he's my son. 56 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:38,936 - [Rudy] Crap, crap, crap! 57 00:03:39,832 --> 00:03:43,082 Crap. Shirt. Spilled. Late. Sorry. 58 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,647 - Okay, well that's all for today. 59 00:03:45,647 --> 00:03:47,568 If you'll all excuse me. 60 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:50,781 (text alert) 61 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:55,179 Well, I seem to have forgotten to mention I'm retiring. 62 00:03:55,179 --> 00:03:56,121 Today. 63 00:03:56,121 --> 00:03:56,954 - What? 64 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:01,351 - There will be a formal announcement later on, 65 00:04:01,351 --> 00:04:02,944 but I wanted you to know now. 66 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:05,303 Which is why I brought in Junior. 67 00:04:05,303 --> 00:04:07,243 I know it's a surprise, 68 00:04:07,243 --> 00:04:09,826 but Junior please. A few words. 69 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:15,280 - Dad seriously? - Just tell them your vision. 70 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:17,814 - 20/20. 71 00:04:17,814 --> 00:04:20,471 (laughs) 72 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:23,280 - Your vision for Conglomerated Assets. 73 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,280 - My vision. 74 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:29,033 Nothing will change. 75 00:04:30,324 --> 00:04:31,782 No sir, nothing. 76 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:34,464 Conglomerated will run as it has all these years, 77 00:04:34,464 --> 00:04:38,659 with a Rigby at the forefront to guide me. 78 00:04:38,659 --> 00:04:40,742 You. To guide all of you. 79 00:04:43,218 --> 00:04:44,327 That is all. 80 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:47,159 - Well said, Junior. Lunch? 81 00:04:47,159 --> 00:04:50,217 - It's only 9:30, sir. 82 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:51,943 - Oh. Oh good! 83 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,360 So I have time to get a round in before lunch. 84 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,508 (laughs) 85 00:04:55,508 --> 00:04:56,841 Excuse me. 86 00:04:58,813 --> 00:05:00,563 Good luck, son. 87 00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:06,175 - You knew. - I did not. 88 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,829 - Yes you did and you were late. 89 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,366 - What does it matter if I was late? 90 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:10,896 He was going to retire anyway. 91 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,243 - You were late! 92 00:05:12,243 --> 00:05:14,702 And since we still don't have a Marketing Director, 93 00:05:14,702 --> 00:05:17,114 these dick wads just approved an ad campaign 94 00:05:17,114 --> 00:05:19,441 that Chase and the Oink Squad put together. 95 00:05:19,441 --> 00:05:20,800 - I thought I nipped that in the butt. 96 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,967 - No you didn't. Nips on full display. See for yourself! 97 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:27,633 - Oh man. - Nope. 98 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:31,176 Not one in there. Just the jiggle patrol. 99 00:05:31,176 --> 00:05:33,279 Look, I am a IT specialist, okay? 100 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,657 I don't do porn for real. 101 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:37,347 If I wanted to do porn, I would have moved out to the valley 102 00:05:37,347 --> 00:05:39,925 and had silicone put in my punnany. 103 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,407 - What? - I'm the one who 104 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,656 has to upload that onto the webpage. 105 00:05:43,656 --> 00:05:47,156 I don't think so, Rudy. I do not think so! 106 00:05:48,445 --> 00:05:49,445 - I'm on it. 107 00:05:50,988 --> 00:05:54,146 - My grandmother did not raise me to be no pussy-pusher. 108 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,565 Do I look like a pimp? 109 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,837 - Excuse me? 110 00:05:57,837 --> 00:06:00,754 - I said, "do I look like a pimp?". 111 00:06:07,494 --> 00:06:09,661 (banging) 112 00:06:12,152 --> 00:06:16,643 - This a bad time? You may remember me. Mail room. 113 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,555 Actually, I prefer Donald. 114 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:20,517 I don't really like being called "Junior". 115 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:24,999 - Hey, Junior! Just heard. Congrats! Way to go, dude. 116 00:06:24,999 --> 00:06:27,458 - And you are? - I'm Chase! 117 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:30,878 Chase Conner. Me and your dad, we go way back. 118 00:06:30,878 --> 00:06:32,743 - To the company picnic. 119 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:36,077 - I can tell him, right? See we're friends, 120 00:06:36,077 --> 00:06:38,506 like with benefits. - We are not! 121 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:41,963 - Yeah, it's just a little joke 'cause it's a dude thing. 122 00:06:41,963 --> 00:06:43,242 What! 123 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:45,535 - I don't speak dude. 124 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:49,535 - Take it away. Alright. I am out. 125 00:06:50,802 --> 00:06:53,094 (robotic sounds) 126 00:06:53,094 --> 00:06:55,344 (moaning) 127 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,550 Splat! 128 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,252 - Okay. 129 00:07:02,243 --> 00:07:04,326 Look, I know to you I started out as 130 00:07:04,326 --> 00:07:07,675 mail room and ended up as-- - Junior. 131 00:07:07,675 --> 00:07:09,214 - Right, but as I said, 132 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:11,490 I'm uncomfortable-- - Junior? 133 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:15,826 No one mentioned we landed such a stud as a CEO. 134 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,576 I'm Quincy. You a cowboy, Junior? 135 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:22,191 - I'm sorry. Do you work here? 136 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:24,093 - I'm in sales. Highest performer 137 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:27,854 so your Daddy made me manager last quarter. 138 00:07:27,854 --> 00:07:30,346 But you know manager isn't as high as 139 00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:33,816 Senior V.P. of Marketing. 140 00:07:33,816 --> 00:07:34,680 - What? 141 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,377 - It's good to have goals, don't you think? 142 00:07:37,377 --> 00:07:40,417 - I do. I think, I mean, often. 143 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,971 - [Quincy] I bet you do. 144 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:44,501 Don't take too long to come and see me. 145 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:48,501 You know, I'm right under you on the 30th floor. 146 00:07:52,031 --> 00:07:56,031 Isn't that funny? You'll always be on top of me. 147 00:07:58,623 --> 00:07:59,623 - Hilarious. 148 00:08:09,427 --> 00:08:11,525 (buzz) 149 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,861 - Did you see that? 150 00:08:12,861 --> 00:08:15,574 - Duh. Damn Quincy's always getting ahead on her behind. 151 00:08:15,574 --> 00:08:17,168 - It is a curvy behind. 152 00:08:17,168 --> 00:08:18,492 - Please. If you were to take a quarter 153 00:08:18,492 --> 00:08:19,498 and toss it on that behind, 154 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:21,402 your raid velocity with which that quarter repelled 155 00:08:21,402 --> 00:08:24,684 would not take it the meter to qualify as a badonkadonk. 156 00:08:24,684 --> 00:08:25,543 - What? 157 00:08:25,543 --> 00:08:27,289 - Qwerty meeting. Break room. 158 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,984 - Could you please stop with the Qwerty reference? 159 00:08:29,984 --> 00:08:30,906 - You type it on a keyboard? 160 00:08:30,906 --> 00:08:32,577 - Yes. - Well if you ain't the one 161 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:34,226 ordering what's to be typed on that keyboard, 162 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:35,754 you're a Qwerty, Beotch! 163 00:08:35,754 --> 00:08:37,090 - Yes. 164 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:38,668 - Make it a fresh pot of coffee. 165 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:40,835 - [Rudy] Be there in five. 166 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,110 (buzz) 167 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:43,943 Junior? 168 00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:48,292 Junior. 169 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:51,600 Junior! 170 00:08:54,539 --> 00:08:56,248 Would it be too much to ask for you 171 00:08:56,248 --> 00:08:58,326 to pick up the phone, Junior? 172 00:08:58,326 --> 00:09:02,040 - Oh. I didn't even know you were trying to... 173 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,623 Where's the button? 174 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,042 (buzz) 175 00:09:09,919 --> 00:09:10,836 - Stanford. 176 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:15,396 - Who are they? - Your 10 o'clock. 177 00:09:15,396 --> 00:09:18,396 I'm taking my break now. Bye! - Rudy! 178 00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:20,164 Rudy! 179 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:25,652 - What's with the shirt? 180 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:29,652 - I had to take the bus cause my car broke down. 181 00:09:30,525 --> 00:09:32,405 Then just steps away from the building, 182 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,055 Junior dumps coffee all over me. 183 00:09:34,055 --> 00:09:36,561 Drops a box on my foot, grabs my boob. 184 00:09:36,561 --> 00:09:38,142 Did I forget anything? Oh yeah. 185 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:40,374 Then I called him "mail room". - Damn. 186 00:09:40,374 --> 00:09:41,574 Do you know the odds of that happening 187 00:09:41,574 --> 00:09:43,027 on the very day you meet your new boss 188 00:09:43,027 --> 00:09:44,519 are about 1 in 75,000. 189 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:45,597 - How do you figure? 190 00:09:45,597 --> 00:09:47,223 - You take the classic A over F. 191 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:49,460 - Oh nevermind. Pour. The good stuff. 192 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:50,624 - Is that fresh? 193 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,686 - As a 14-year-old with a bad attitude. 194 00:09:52,686 --> 00:09:55,032 - Well then load me up. So, 195 00:09:55,032 --> 00:09:56,878 what do you two think of Junior? 196 00:09:56,878 --> 00:09:57,936 - He's gonna fire Rudy for sure. 197 00:09:57,936 --> 00:09:58,787 - Really? 198 00:09:58,787 --> 00:10:00,658 - In my calculations, there's a one in five chance. 199 00:10:00,658 --> 00:10:02,683 You see I take the N, as in "no she didn't", 200 00:10:02,683 --> 00:10:05,012 and multiply it by the Y, as in "why she ain't packin'? 201 00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:06,384 "I don't know". Then I come up with D, 202 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:08,423 "don't let the glass ceiling hit your ass on the way out". 203 00:10:08,423 --> 00:10:10,563 - He's not going to fire me! 204 00:10:10,563 --> 00:10:12,593 Okay, okay, he might fire me. 205 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:14,423 I mean, I did call him "mail room" 206 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:16,058 when he spilled coffee on me. 207 00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:18,002 Oh God! My shirt! - My assistant picked up my 208 00:10:18,002 --> 00:10:21,083 dry cleaning this morning. I gave him your shirt. 209 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,659 Should be done by five. 210 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:25,686 - You're an angel. - And you are an asset. 211 00:10:25,686 --> 00:10:27,517 (throat clearing) 212 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:29,286 I hope you don't get fired, Rudy. 213 00:10:29,286 --> 00:10:31,684 - Well if I do, you'll all know within an hour 214 00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:33,947 when this place goes to hell in a hand basket. 215 00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:35,367 Stanford over there doesn't even know how to 216 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,910 turn on the intercom. 217 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:39,894 I.V. League? What. Ever. 218 00:10:39,894 --> 00:10:41,938 - Well I went to Brown. - M.I.T. 219 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:43,534 - [Quincy] Harvard and I say he's gay. 220 00:10:43,534 --> 00:10:44,916 - Really? - [Quincy] Really. 221 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:47,053 - What makes you say that? - I can tell. 222 00:10:47,053 --> 00:10:48,482 - He's not gay. 223 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,339 - The flag pole didn't salute. 224 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,654 - Yes it did! - Gross! 225 00:10:52,654 --> 00:10:53,829 - Still, he's kind of cute, though. 226 00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:54,972 - Shut up. 227 00:10:54,972 --> 00:10:56,864 - He's a gay biscuit I would love to butter. 228 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:57,697 - Quincy! 229 00:10:57,697 --> 00:11:00,785 - Mm. I would drink his biscuit. 230 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,035 (slurping) 231 00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:06,906 I would drink it down. 232 00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:08,826 - And get a promotion in the process? 233 00:11:08,826 --> 00:11:10,793 You know the odds of getting fired rather than promoted 234 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,112 when sleeping with the boss are actually 70/30? 235 00:11:13,112 --> 00:11:15,940 - What? - 70% of your ass is grass. 236 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,384 Never a good idea to dip in the company ink. 237 00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:21,193 - Well, what about blow jobs? 238 00:11:21,193 --> 00:11:23,605 - Leaving! Leaving! Now! 239 00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:27,292 Because I'm the one who has to deal with the biscuit. 240 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:30,088 I mean, Junior. So stop. 241 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:31,838 Okay? Just stop. 242 00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:37,689 (hip-hop beat) 243 00:11:42,698 --> 00:11:45,531 - Senior? - Rudy. Come on in. Yes. 244 00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:54,549 Oh, thank you. 245 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:56,944 - Senior, you should have told me. 246 00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:59,944 - Well, I didn't really know myself. 247 00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:03,821 I guess it's for the best, you know? 248 00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:05,738 Change is good. 249 00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:09,190 For example, I cut salt out of my diet 250 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,450 and my blood pressure went right down. 251 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,371 But I do love salt. 252 00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:14,421 - Senior-- - Rudy, 253 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:17,088 do you ever think that maybe, if you made one little change, 254 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,015 that your whole life would be different? 255 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:21,490 - Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about-- 256 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,275 - For example, the night I met my wife, my dog died. 257 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:27,210 I was very sad. I'd had that dog since I was a kid. 258 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,574 - That's very sad, sir. 259 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:31,685 - Yes, it is sad. I was very sad and I needed a drink. 260 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:32,662 - Sir, you promised me 261 00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:33,870 that job. - I walked up to a bar 262 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:34,703 and there was this woman sitting there 263 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,589 and she was breath taking. So I walked up to her 264 00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,160 and she said, "well you don't look like a John". 265 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,665 I said, "well, I'm Donald. I don't know you, 266 00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:43,199 "but I know I love you. 267 00:12:43,199 --> 00:12:45,487 "So let's go to Vegas in my jet and get married". 268 00:12:45,487 --> 00:12:46,404 And we did. 269 00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:49,620 If my dog hadn't died and I didn't need a drink, 270 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,059 who knows what might have happened. 271 00:12:51,059 --> 00:12:52,661 I might have just got another dog. 272 00:12:52,661 --> 00:12:55,484 Then there's Junior. Very big company, Rudy. 273 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:57,401 Very big shoes to fill. 274 00:12:58,609 --> 00:12:59,655 Pill, yes. 275 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,798 Thank you. It's a very big company. 276 00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,999 Mm, that's better. 277 00:13:04,999 --> 00:13:06,930 (sigh) 278 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:10,815 So I'm glad that nothing is going to change. 279 00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:13,335 - Looks great. See that shot right there? 280 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,690 That single shot is genius. 281 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,349 - I thought it was a nipple. 282 00:13:17,349 --> 00:13:18,873 - I thought it was just cold in here. 283 00:13:18,873 --> 00:13:21,691 (laughs) 284 00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:24,308 - See the camera move? It's a synchronized crane shot. 285 00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:25,141 The same move on a different-- 286 00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:25,974 - Nipple! 287 00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:27,581 (laughs) 288 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:31,098 - Version of the Conglomerated Assets logo. 289 00:13:31,098 --> 00:13:33,105 Back to the crane shot here. Look. 290 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,165 It's smooth, looks really good, 291 00:13:34,165 --> 00:13:37,194 but how did you not notice the boom shadow over here? 292 00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:38,194 Take a look. 293 00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:44,421 Boom shadow from a-- 294 00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:45,838 - From her boobs. 295 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,024 - Well I paid for a good education, 296 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:50,871 but who knows what you get? 297 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:53,909 - Sir, the Senior V.P. of Marketing job. 298 00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:57,607 - Rudy, no. No. No job. Just your job. For now. 299 00:13:57,607 --> 00:14:00,994 If you work on Junior and you teach him, 300 00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:03,722 you'll be out of here in no time. No time at all. 301 00:14:03,722 --> 00:14:06,208 Now would you call my car please? I'm going to the club. 302 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,208 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 303 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,375 - Boom shadow. 304 00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:14,797 That's how we do it. 305 00:14:14,797 --> 00:14:17,047 That's it right there, see? 306 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:23,148 - Boss, are you sure you haven't done this before? 307 00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:27,175 - I guess I'm kind of a pro. I've been doing it for a while. 308 00:14:27,175 --> 00:14:29,175 (gasps) 309 00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:32,848 - Listen Junior. 310 00:14:32,848 --> 00:14:35,255 I just want to say that I'm relieved 311 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,938 that you see the beauty in my campaign. 312 00:14:37,938 --> 00:14:42,105 Too long have I suffered the petty tyranny of the Qwertys. 313 00:14:43,463 --> 00:14:45,513 - The what? - The Quartys. 314 00:14:45,513 --> 00:14:46,821 That's what we call them. 315 00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:50,545 And by we I mean I, because I came up with it. 316 00:14:50,545 --> 00:14:52,388 - Alright, that's enough. 317 00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:53,577 - Yeah, you're right. 318 00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:55,917 Let's just go back to calling them "Skirts". 319 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,042 - That's not what I meant. 320 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:58,262 - You know what Donald? 321 00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:02,010 You said nothing would change. Am I right? 322 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:05,430 - Yes, I said nothing would change, but what I meant 323 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,833 was that-- - That's it! 324 00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,083 Every body out! 325 00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,482 (groaning) 326 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,725 - Hello Rudy. 327 00:15:18,725 --> 00:15:20,467 - Junior. - Donald. 328 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:24,634 - Did I hear you praise that soft core jiggle patrol? 329 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:29,002 - Well, it's not all bad. 330 00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,458 - Did you approve it? 331 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,208 - Well even if I did, 332 00:15:34,121 --> 00:15:35,538 what's it to you? 333 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:39,360 - What's it to me? What's it to me? 334 00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:43,804 Do you want this to look like some TandA brokerage firm 335 00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:46,137 that rewards sexism, racism, 336 00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:51,060 and male-ism? No! You can't! 337 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,154 This company has been making money for people 338 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:55,668 for over 100 years. This company-- 339 00:15:55,668 --> 00:15:58,824 Your father and I, we made every decision together. 340 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,876 - Except when he would retire. 341 00:16:01,876 --> 00:16:03,692 - Except that. 342 00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:05,298 But for the past seven years, 343 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,584 we have made record profits. We've-- 344 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,595 - Consolidated assets and expanded our trading 345 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,197 into markets abroad. - Yes. 346 00:16:14,197 --> 00:16:16,577 - Looked into diverse portfolios 347 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,049 and repackaged those portfolios into the 348 00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:20,928 sub-prime mortgage market? 349 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,356 - How did you know that? 350 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,679 - Went to Stanford. I'm not an idiot! 351 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,667 (laughs) 352 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,461 Okay, I can't work that little intercom thing. 353 00:16:30,461 --> 00:16:34,388 I don't know where the coffee room is, but I'll get it. 354 00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:36,222 - It's down the hall to the left. 355 00:16:36,222 --> 00:16:38,389 - See? Progress. 356 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:44,377 Look Rudy, if you help me get the company back on track, 357 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:46,417 I swear I will promote you. 358 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:48,056 - One month. - Five. 359 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:50,261 - Two. - Three. 360 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:51,428 - Deal. Shake! 361 00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,764 - Could have had me at two. 362 00:16:56,764 --> 00:17:00,597 - I know. Killer instincts. I'm working on it. 363 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,431 (sighs) 364 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,766 I miss your father. 365 00:17:05,766 --> 00:17:07,850 - He's only golfing. 366 00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:08,683 - Oh shit! 367 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:12,859 - But he should be here. 368 00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:16,323 - Yeah. 369 00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,785 (rock music) 370 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,430 - Is it alive after the wrath of Rudy? 371 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,734 - Shut up, Quincy. 372 00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:39,739 - I don't know what's going to happen when I go in there. 373 00:17:39,739 --> 00:17:42,406 I'll be honest. I love it rough. 374 00:17:46,802 --> 00:17:48,802 - Be careful. - Why? 375 00:17:49,847 --> 00:17:53,719 - Wouldn't want you to pop an implant. 376 00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:56,469 Do not mess, Quincy. Do not mess! 377 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,194 You can go in now. 378 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:03,611 (rock music) 379 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:18,170 (moaning) 380 00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:29,216 - Which is why I think that the commercial 381 00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:32,549 that Chase and the boys came up with totally works. 382 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:33,382 You see Junior, 383 00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:37,132 my presentations always leave men speechless. 384 00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:42,421 Jazz hands and show tunes for that, Big Nancy. 385 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:49,059 - Quite a first day. - Quite! 386 00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:53,404 (piano music) 387 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,684 (birds chirping) 388 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,467 (phone ringing) 389 00:19:18,806 --> 00:19:20,864 - [Senior] Hey son, how was your first day? 390 00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:23,920 - Hey Pop! - Rudy warm up to you yet? 391 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:28,181 - Hard to tell. - She's a real ball-buster. 392 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:29,489 - So is Quincy. 393 00:19:29,489 --> 00:19:33,583 - Who? Oh no, son, when I say "bull-buster", I don't mean-- 394 00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,050 - Are you in the back nine? 395 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,883 - Yeah, I'm getting used to this. I really am. 396 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,436 Your mother was right. 397 00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:45,745 - And usually is. Listen dad, first day and all. 398 00:19:45,745 --> 00:19:49,983 - Oh yeah, of course, of course. Nice work, son! 399 00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:52,346 I'm sure the whole company's heard of you by now. 400 00:19:52,346 --> 00:19:54,513 Hang on. Hang on a second. 401 00:19:58,890 --> 00:19:59,723 - Dad! 402 00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:04,420 Oh shit! Shit, shit! - Yeah. 403 00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,349 - Nice work. - Thanks. 404 00:20:10,349 --> 00:20:13,261 - But it was a bit "coitus interrupt-us". 405 00:20:13,261 --> 00:20:14,771 - Just keep dangling the worm 406 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:17,544 and eventually the fish eats it. 407 00:20:17,544 --> 00:20:20,797 - Well I'm not the one with the worm. 408 00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:24,924 - Oh. Oh! I got your worm right here. 409 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,662 - Really? Because my fish is hungry. 410 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:28,495 - Oh, that's really good. 411 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:31,216 Because my worm-- - Oh, fuck it! 412 00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:33,383 (moaning) 413 00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,974 (laughing) 414 00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:41,513 - Gonna get my worm out! 415 00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:45,746 There you go! Ah! 416 00:20:58,228 --> 00:20:59,061 Ahoo! 417 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,285 - Dude, you are like Tarzan! 418 00:21:18,285 --> 00:21:20,535 (cheering) 419 00:21:27,491 --> 00:21:30,491 (shallow breathing) 420 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:36,837 - I hear you. 421 00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:42,333 - You have bronchitis, dude. 422 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,562 - [Wilder What's it to ya, punk? 423 00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:46,492 - You have got to stop free basing "Dirty Harry" movies 424 00:21:46,492 --> 00:21:47,767 when you're alone. 425 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:51,298 - Hey! How was the first day of the rest of your life? 426 00:21:51,298 --> 00:21:52,663 - Hm? 427 00:21:52,663 --> 00:21:55,631 - You know, working for the man. 428 00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:58,056 - This is just temporary. 429 00:21:58,056 --> 00:21:59,504 Are you naked? 430 00:21:59,504 --> 00:22:02,456 - I am, as nature intended. 431 00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:07,146 Glorious. Manly. Primal. 432 00:22:07,146 --> 00:22:11,063 - [Junior] Naked! Had enough naked for one day. 433 00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,804 (plants rustling) 434 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,758 (Wall Street radio) 435 00:22:34,878 --> 00:22:36,378 Hello Tina. 436 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,062 Oh-- - Crap! 437 00:22:45,062 --> 00:22:47,338 I brought you some coffee. 438 00:22:47,338 --> 00:22:50,255 - Crap, crap, crap! 439 00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:52,786 Waverly! 440 00:22:59,107 --> 00:23:00,774 My shirt. 441 00:23:07,619 --> 00:23:10,452 (throat clearing) 442 00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:16,024 You report on moving investments from low-grade mortgages 443 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,332 to gold and new biotech? 444 00:23:17,332 --> 00:23:18,165 - He read it? 445 00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:20,831 - No. I did. Interesting trend! 446 00:23:20,831 --> 00:23:24,053 - Not a trend, a fact. Sub-primes are in a spiral, 447 00:23:24,053 --> 00:23:26,816 down low, way low, Rudy. 448 00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:28,078 Waverly and I are both for real 449 00:23:28,078 --> 00:23:29,608 in investing these sub-primes more than we have. 450 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,917 What's the man doing in there anyways? 451 00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:32,297 Waiting for you to come in and whip his ass. 452 00:23:32,297 --> 00:23:34,566 You have to get him to take this seriously. 453 00:23:34,566 --> 00:23:36,195 Senior was ready to sign off on this 454 00:23:36,195 --> 00:23:37,795 before he became a semi-retired golfer. 455 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,711 - Look, he's had like two days to get up to speed-- 456 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:41,761 - Are you defending him? 457 00:23:41,761 --> 00:23:44,393 - No, I am not. - Yes, you are. 458 00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:45,531 What's with the hoodie? 459 00:23:45,531 --> 00:23:47,991 You're all "apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur" now? 460 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:49,434 We gonna catch you ridin' dirty? 461 00:23:49,434 --> 00:23:51,994 - Coffee spilled. Again. 462 00:23:51,994 --> 00:23:54,039 Okay, I will have him read it. 463 00:23:54,039 --> 00:23:56,266 - You better, Rudy. Because if that H5 Bird Flu hits 464 00:23:56,266 --> 00:23:58,361 and we're not investing in the latest version of Tamiflu, 465 00:23:58,361 --> 00:23:59,694 heads will roll. 466 00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:08,071 - I need you to sign off on these immediately. 467 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,744 - Gotta read 'em first. 468 00:24:09,744 --> 00:24:12,611 - Oh, your father-- - Is not here, I am. 469 00:24:12,611 --> 00:24:15,290 I have to read them all. 470 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:18,102 Look, Rudy, I know we trusted you and everything, 471 00:24:18,102 --> 00:24:21,800 but we're friends, right? I got you coffee, right? 472 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,562 - Which is why I'm wearing a hoodie, right? 473 00:24:24,562 --> 00:24:25,395 - Sorry. 474 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:29,172 I'm not going to let my secretary make decisions for me. 475 00:24:29,172 --> 00:24:33,681 - Well thank you for making me feel like I work in the 50's. 476 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,809 Here is your corporate card, your engraved president's pen, 477 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:41,088 and a Rigby Junior bobble head. 478 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,388 Oh, and those papers, 479 00:24:42,388 --> 00:24:45,360 prepared for you by the Qwertys or secretaries, 480 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,083 or whatever it is you MBA Grads like to call us, 481 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,335 also known as your I.V. League team 482 00:24:50,335 --> 00:24:51,872 of Risk Assessment Managers, 483 00:24:51,872 --> 00:24:54,326 who respectfully and submissively suggest 484 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,508 you sign off on them first thing in the morning. 485 00:24:56,508 --> 00:25:00,675 Now if you'll excuse me, I have some ironing to do. 486 00:25:02,766 --> 00:25:04,501 (sighs) 487 00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:05,334 - Shit. 488 00:25:07,182 --> 00:25:08,432 - Pass it. 489 00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:16,761 Okay, spill it. 490 00:25:16,761 --> 00:25:19,053 - We hate the ad campaign. All of us. 491 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:19,886 - All the women. 492 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,251 - Except Quincy. She thinks it makes her job easier 493 00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:24,066 when she goes in for the sell. 494 00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:27,002 They see boobs, they expect boobs. 495 00:25:27,002 --> 00:25:29,237 Rudy, how do you think he's doing? 496 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,805 (harp strings) 497 00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,557 I mean, I think he's okay. 498 00:25:33,557 --> 00:25:35,668 - I'd like him better if he'd approve our recommends. 499 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:39,624 - Junior, he's helpless. All he's doing is reading. 500 00:25:39,624 --> 00:25:42,664 I mean, maybe he'll be caught up in a few months. 501 00:25:42,664 --> 00:25:44,005 Maybe. 502 00:25:44,005 --> 00:25:46,096 - I thought you were all, "give him a break, Yaz. 503 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:47,910 "He's only been here a few days, Yaz." 504 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:48,855 Where's that Rudy? 505 00:25:48,855 --> 00:25:50,634 - Baking a pie. - What? 506 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:51,806 - I hate it, too. 507 00:25:51,806 --> 00:25:53,523 - Chase loves it. 508 00:25:53,523 --> 00:25:55,106 - Chase is a moron. 509 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:57,296 - To Chase... 510 00:25:57,296 --> 00:25:59,037 (moaning) 511 00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,332 - [All] The moron. 512 00:26:01,332 --> 00:26:03,505 - Alright, onto the sub-prime question. 513 00:26:03,505 --> 00:26:05,694 - Mm. That was a great earner. 514 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,377 - No doubt, but I think-- - Yeah, 515 00:26:07,377 --> 00:26:10,000 that was my baby. Yes, sir. 516 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,001 You know I pushed that all to a head. 517 00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:16,386 Big head. Very big. 518 00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:18,781 Head. Me. 519 00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:23,101 Boom, pow! You're welcome! 520 00:26:23,101 --> 00:26:24,997 - Well, the reports I've read indicate 521 00:26:24,997 --> 00:26:28,545 that we should divest and expand into Gold Biotech. 522 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,378 - Sorry. Biotech? 523 00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:30,586 (laughs) 524 00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:31,836 Mad scientists! 525 00:26:33,209 --> 00:26:36,471 Listen, Junior. Here's the thing. You're getting all upset 526 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:38,683 about a few tiny downturns in the market. 527 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,208 These are regular fluctuations. 528 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,791 It will go back up. 529 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:46,010 I mean, everybody wants to own a house, right? 530 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:50,177 I mean, home ownership. That's the American dream! 531 00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,561 - Wait, the Qwertys-- 532 00:26:55,624 --> 00:26:57,316 - Are a demographic that's seen an increase 533 00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:59,340 in 49% over the last five years. 534 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,044 - And the fastest growing pool of net worth 535 00:27:01,044 --> 00:27:02,779 over the same five years. 536 00:27:02,779 --> 00:27:04,618 - Erica, do you still have the original files 537 00:27:04,618 --> 00:27:06,664 from the campaign? - Yes! 538 00:27:06,664 --> 00:27:08,054 - If we hurry, we can have it finished 539 00:27:08,054 --> 00:27:09,471 in time for the big retreat next week. 540 00:27:09,471 --> 00:27:11,633 - Okay, everybody on the down low. 541 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:12,466 - What? 542 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,797 - White people. 543 00:27:13,797 --> 00:27:15,044 - It means keep it quiet. 544 00:27:15,044 --> 00:27:18,639 - Keep it low. - Oh! Keep it down low. 545 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:19,472 - Right. 546 00:27:20,323 --> 00:27:23,025 - This last report from Waverly and Yasmine-- 547 00:27:23,025 --> 00:27:23,985 - Are you kidding me? 548 00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:26,556 You're going to listen to a bunch of skirts? 549 00:27:26,556 --> 00:27:27,389 - Skirts? 550 00:27:28,676 --> 00:27:31,464 - You're going to let Team Qwerty run the company? 551 00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:33,214 Just like your daddy. 552 00:27:48,694 --> 00:27:50,611 (beep) 553 00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:53,333 (faucet running) 554 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,064 - Hey, let me help you with that. 555 00:27:56,064 --> 00:27:57,438 Get out! 556 00:27:57,438 --> 00:27:59,635 (laughs) 557 00:27:59,635 --> 00:28:02,197 Hi! Listen, Junior. 558 00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:04,371 I know you want to make your father proud. 559 00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:05,288 I get that. 560 00:28:06,514 --> 00:28:07,514 Ah. Fuck it. 561 00:28:11,954 --> 00:28:14,704 Ooh, feisty! Me likey! 562 00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:21,286 - Stay away. We'd never work. 563 00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:28,986 - Erica! Grab your gear! 564 00:28:30,537 --> 00:28:32,023 - [Junior] I'm not your type! 565 00:28:32,023 --> 00:28:32,856 - [Rudy] Donald! 566 00:28:32,856 --> 00:28:34,189 - [Junior] Rudy! 567 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:37,765 - [Rudy] Donald! 568 00:28:37,765 --> 00:28:39,645 - The chances of you actually using your equipment 569 00:28:39,645 --> 00:28:41,504 are astronomical. I'd have to calculate the difference-- 570 00:28:41,504 --> 00:28:43,898 - Girl, focus! Alright, look. 571 00:28:43,898 --> 00:28:47,911 I need you all to stand up and grab hold of this rope. 572 00:28:47,911 --> 00:28:50,946 - [Rudy] I'm here, I'm here. Get up, get up, get up! 573 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,656 - [Chase] I can't see anything! 574 00:28:52,656 --> 00:28:54,409 - [Junior] Leave him behind! 575 00:28:54,409 --> 00:28:56,659 (coughing) 576 00:28:58,328 --> 00:29:00,078 - [Chase] Where am I? 577 00:29:01,377 --> 00:29:04,463 - Don't ask. - I wasn't going to. 578 00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:07,124 - [Chase] I have popcorn in my eye! 579 00:29:07,124 --> 00:29:11,142 - It's official. I'm out of clean clothes. 580 00:29:11,142 --> 00:29:14,167 - Oh, sorry. You have a little bit right there. 581 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,167 - [Rudy] Oh. 582 00:29:16,497 --> 00:29:19,497 - Yeah and thanks for the, you know. 583 00:29:22,686 --> 00:29:23,519 - Waverly! 584 00:29:29,513 --> 00:29:34,079 - Dude. Just stop. Wilder. You missed 'Nam by a decade, man. 585 00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:35,668 - Yeah, but if it weren't for my bum knee, 586 00:29:35,668 --> 00:29:37,677 I would have rocked in the coast guard. 587 00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:39,730 Hey, do you have any wings? 588 00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:40,563 - Frozen ones. 589 00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:42,488 - Not anymore. I ate 'em. 590 00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:45,305 - The stove is broken. 591 00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,970 - I know, it's cool. 592 00:29:46,970 --> 00:29:49,151 You just lay them out in the sun on some tin foil 593 00:29:49,151 --> 00:29:52,849 and get a magnifying glass. Very satisfied. 594 00:29:52,849 --> 00:29:54,099 Cave man style. 595 00:29:55,985 --> 00:29:58,039 What? You didn't come home for lunch. 596 00:29:58,039 --> 00:29:59,236 (growls) 597 00:29:59,236 --> 00:30:00,110 (groans) 598 00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:02,420 Feels good. C'mon, do it with me! 599 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:04,503 (growls) 600 00:30:07,228 --> 00:30:08,997 (screaming) 601 00:30:08,997 --> 00:30:11,758 - Yes, out of the holes, 602 00:30:11,758 --> 00:30:14,709 we break forth and scavenge and forage. 603 00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:18,152 From the manifesto that is the old place of humanity. 604 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,319 (screams) 605 00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:23,008 (sighs) 606 00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:24,213 - I need a beer. 607 00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,380 - Problem. Beer. No wings. 608 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,535 - Corporate card. 609 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:44,129 I always wanted to bone Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. 610 00:30:44,129 --> 00:30:46,629 - It's the name. Mastrantonio. 611 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:50,584 Mas-tran-tonio. 612 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,413 Yeah, she's hot. 613 00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:56,028 - Hotter than Viper? 614 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,178 - Oh, fuck no. Not a blonde. 615 00:30:58,178 --> 00:31:00,611 Blondes are a lot of trouble, man. 616 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:02,804 My last lady was a blonde. 617 00:31:02,804 --> 00:31:04,054 - And that was? 618 00:31:05,911 --> 00:31:07,161 - Kindergarten. 619 00:31:08,648 --> 00:31:12,815 - Hello, Donald Rigby Senior. I mean, Junior's Office. 620 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:20,341 $100 for burgers, fries, shakes, and chicken wings? 621 00:31:21,503 --> 00:31:23,086 What's the address? 622 00:31:23,926 --> 00:31:27,724 - Donald, what you see before is the shell of a man. 623 00:31:27,724 --> 00:31:29,405 I could have been somebody. 624 00:31:29,405 --> 00:31:31,333 - Shut up, dude. 625 00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,287 What about that script you promised me, huh? 626 00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:36,166 The one that was going to make us both contenders. 627 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:39,816 - It's in the vault dude. In the vault. 628 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:42,272 - Okay, can you change that to pick-up? 629 00:31:42,272 --> 00:31:44,931 I'll be there in 20 minutes, thanks. 630 00:31:44,931 --> 00:31:47,334 Crap! I gotta go. 631 00:31:47,334 --> 00:31:49,702 - Did you hear about Bear Stern's? 632 00:31:49,702 --> 00:31:50,535 - What? 633 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,045 - He's gotta sign these papers. 634 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,045 - I'm on it! 635 00:31:57,007 --> 00:32:00,193 - How about unlocking the vault sometime, dude? 636 00:32:00,193 --> 00:32:02,636 I had film school for three years, man. 637 00:32:02,636 --> 00:32:05,303 - Researching, refining, honing. 638 00:32:06,302 --> 00:32:08,808 I want to make sure what you have in your hands 639 00:32:08,808 --> 00:32:11,574 is an instant American cinematic classic. 640 00:32:11,574 --> 00:32:13,639 I'm the Oliver Stone to your Brian De Palma, 641 00:32:13,639 --> 00:32:14,472 don't worry dude. 642 00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:15,843 (laughs) 643 00:32:15,843 --> 00:32:18,676 (door bell rings) 644 00:32:21,476 --> 00:32:25,291 Wings-a! Wings-a! Wings-a! Wings-a! Wings-a! Wings-a! 645 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:28,723 Wing, wing, wing-a, wing! Wings, wings, wings! 646 00:32:28,723 --> 00:32:30,498 - Okay. I'm coming. 647 00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:33,831 I put everything on the-- - Card. I know. 648 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,044 They had to call me for the verification. 649 00:32:38,044 --> 00:32:40,479 Especially after they saw the delivery address. 650 00:32:40,479 --> 00:32:44,500 I wondered if you had gotten mugged on the way home. 651 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,930 Looks like a thrift store threw up in here. 652 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:47,991 - Undergrad film school. 653 00:32:47,991 --> 00:32:49,756 - Would never have guessed. 654 00:32:49,756 --> 00:32:50,923 - Wings! 655 00:32:54,554 --> 00:32:56,554 - Also from film school? 656 00:32:57,728 --> 00:33:01,582 - Kind of. What are you doing here? 657 00:33:01,582 --> 00:33:04,045 - You have papers to sign, Junior. 658 00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:05,907 Yasmine and Waverly have already told me 659 00:33:05,907 --> 00:33:09,988 that the portfolios have yet to divest off the sub-primes-- 660 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,071 - Slow down. 661 00:33:11,071 --> 00:33:13,988 - You need to authorize the change. 662 00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:16,245 Right here, see? 663 00:33:18,351 --> 00:33:20,434 - I'm hungry. You hungry? 664 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,418 (soft jazz music) 665 00:33:31,179 --> 00:33:34,393 ("You're Too Pretty" by D. Johnston and D. Liang) 666 00:33:34,393 --> 00:33:36,910 - I'll feed it to you. I'll feed it to you. 667 00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:40,583 ♫ All it really took was a look from across the room 668 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:44,575 ♫ I caught your eye and I knew I was doomed 669 00:33:44,575 --> 00:33:48,559 ♫ To fall deeply for the idea of you and me 670 00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:52,352 ♫ Together could I ever make this dream come true? 671 00:33:52,352 --> 00:33:56,019 ♫ Imagine my sweet surprise 672 00:34:00,713 --> 00:34:04,185 ♫ When you said you felt likewise 673 00:34:04,185 --> 00:34:07,157 - So yeah, they let me go to film school. 674 00:34:07,157 --> 00:34:09,675 I just wanted to make movies. 675 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:11,364 - Did you ever make one? 676 00:34:11,364 --> 00:34:15,531 - Yep. "Zombie Secretaries from the Deep". Sci-Fi. 677 00:34:16,818 --> 00:34:19,689 Went to the Dump Fraz Film Festival. 678 00:34:19,689 --> 00:34:21,656 Anyway, they never picked it up. 679 00:34:21,656 --> 00:34:23,906 - I'd watch it. 680 00:34:27,794 --> 00:34:30,488 (snoring) 681 00:34:30,488 --> 00:34:32,571 - What about you? - What? 682 00:34:34,345 --> 00:34:37,583 - Well you know my deal. What'd you do? 683 00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:40,074 - I was the younger sister. That's what I did. 684 00:34:40,074 --> 00:34:40,931 - Huh? 685 00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:43,583 - I got A's, I was on the debate team. 686 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,111 - President of the class? 687 00:34:45,111 --> 00:34:45,944 - Treasurer. 688 00:34:45,944 --> 00:34:47,075 - Of course. 689 00:34:47,075 --> 00:34:50,087 - But I did invest our student budget so well 690 00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:53,744 that we were able to afford a celebrity performer at prom. 691 00:34:53,744 --> 00:34:55,216 - Who'd ya get? 692 00:34:55,216 --> 00:34:56,299 - Carrot Top. 693 00:34:58,204 --> 00:34:59,433 I know. I know. 694 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,600 - No, Carrot Top was huge. 695 00:35:02,722 --> 00:35:04,472 At some point. 696 00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:09,951 - Anyway, things kind of went south from there. 697 00:35:09,951 --> 00:35:14,265 My dad died and my brother got into Harvard. 698 00:35:14,265 --> 00:35:15,848 He was the son so-- 699 00:35:17,142 --> 00:35:19,892 - He went and you stayed at home. 700 00:35:20,942 --> 00:35:22,544 - Put myself through city college 701 00:35:22,544 --> 00:35:24,463 and helped out at the shop. 702 00:35:24,463 --> 00:35:25,484 - What kind? 703 00:35:25,484 --> 00:35:28,060 - Gelato. - Gelato? 704 00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,205 - No dairy, better for Asians. 705 00:35:30,205 --> 00:35:33,267 - Oh. - Still sweet, though. 706 00:35:33,267 --> 00:35:34,600 - Yeah, you are. 707 00:35:39,446 --> 00:35:40,613 - Is that? Oh! 708 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:43,882 - Yeah, he does that. 709 00:35:43,882 --> 00:35:45,632 Dude. Wake up. 710 00:35:48,849 --> 00:35:51,754 - Leaving, leaving, leaving now! 711 00:35:51,754 --> 00:35:52,587 - Right. 712 00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:55,837 (whispers) 713 00:36:02,446 --> 00:36:04,414 - Papers tomorrow. 714 00:36:04,414 --> 00:36:05,865 - Promise. 715 00:36:05,865 --> 00:36:07,317 - See you in the morning. 716 00:36:07,317 --> 00:36:09,164 - How do you take your tea? 717 00:36:09,164 --> 00:36:10,211 - What? 718 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,940 - Going to change my mojo. 719 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:14,765 Mail room hasn't been doing so great with the coffee. 720 00:36:14,765 --> 00:36:17,105 - Right. I'll bring my own coffee 721 00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:18,970 and I'll also bring a change of clothes. 722 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,072 (laughs) 723 00:36:20,072 --> 00:36:23,013 Look, give me that promotion and we'll call it even. 724 00:36:23,013 --> 00:36:25,594 - You're stuck with me for at least three months. 725 00:36:25,594 --> 00:36:26,427 Manana. 726 00:36:26,427 --> 00:36:27,260 - Chow. 727 00:36:30,986 --> 00:36:34,427 - Dude. Guess what I just found on the internet? 728 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:35,344 - Uh, porn. 729 00:36:36,501 --> 00:36:40,668 - Obviously. But she looks like Mary Elizabeth-- 730 00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:43,647 - Mastrantonio! Genius! 731 00:36:49,951 --> 00:36:52,951 (Wall Street radio) 732 00:37:16,121 --> 00:37:18,802 - Wall Street is in a massive panic today 733 00:37:18,802 --> 00:37:20,254 as the market took losses 734 00:37:20,254 --> 00:37:23,667 in the mortgages and sub-prime markets. 735 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,017 - Did he sign the papers last night? 736 00:37:25,017 --> 00:37:27,655 Did you fax them this morning, like I asked you to? 737 00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:30,923 - Rudy. We needed to unload about 30% of our sub-primes 738 00:37:30,923 --> 00:37:32,351 before the market opened. 739 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,509 Did you sign them? Did you fax them? 740 00:37:34,509 --> 00:37:38,092 - No. He said he wanted to read them first. 741 00:37:39,045 --> 00:37:40,428 I'll call him. 742 00:37:40,428 --> 00:37:42,181 - Where is he? It's 9 o'clock! 743 00:37:42,181 --> 00:37:43,878 - Oh, God. Pick-up, pick-up, pick-up! 744 00:37:43,878 --> 00:37:45,922 (phone rings) 745 00:37:45,922 --> 00:37:47,501 - Hey Rudy, what's up? 746 00:37:47,501 --> 00:37:49,404 - Hi. Leeman filed for bankruptcy. 747 00:37:49,404 --> 00:37:50,752 Did you sign those papers? 748 00:37:50,752 --> 00:37:52,925 Because I have to get them in front of the FED 749 00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:54,149 before anything else happens. 750 00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:55,889 The markets are going crazy. 751 00:37:55,889 --> 00:37:58,472 - I signed them. They're just-- 752 00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:05,577 I forgot them. 753 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:06,893 - Where are you? 754 00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:10,159 - Traffic. On the 405. Should I turn around and get them? 755 00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:11,795 - 405? It will take him over an hour! 756 00:38:11,795 --> 00:38:13,677 - No, we do not have an hour. No. 757 00:38:13,677 --> 00:38:15,773 That hairy guy, who lives with you-- 758 00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:19,188 - Wilder? He's not the most helpful. 759 00:38:19,188 --> 00:38:20,987 I am the CEO, I will call him. 760 00:38:20,987 --> 00:38:23,954 Wait. Can I sign them when I get there? 761 00:38:23,954 --> 00:38:25,429 - Yes, I'll make another copy. 762 00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:28,571 But Donald, have him send those papers. 763 00:38:28,571 --> 00:38:30,154 Okay? Do it. 764 00:38:31,054 --> 00:38:33,190 - There is no time. None, Rudy! 765 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:35,283 Our ass is totally on the line here! 766 00:38:35,283 --> 00:38:40,176 - Waverly and I want nothing to do with your ass. 767 00:38:40,176 --> 00:38:42,352 - That's right. You're going to get us all fired. 768 00:38:42,352 --> 00:38:44,676 - We told you, Rudy. We told you this is important. 769 00:38:44,676 --> 00:38:45,509 This is what we do. 770 00:38:45,509 --> 00:38:47,633 I'm a genius and she's a bonds trader. 771 00:38:47,633 --> 00:38:49,467 We've been following this for weeks now. 772 00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,093 - Well then why didn't you trade before? 773 00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:53,341 - Cause that's not how you make money, Rudy. 774 00:38:53,341 --> 00:38:55,354 You wait until the last possible second 775 00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:58,400 to make the most possible money for the portfolio. 776 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,595 We analyze the risks and now some idiot man 777 00:39:00,595 --> 00:39:02,424 is going to fuck us! 778 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:03,770 - Not in a good way, fuck us. 779 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:05,084 Not long and hard and all sweaty 780 00:39:05,084 --> 00:39:06,542 'till you can't possibly come again, fuck us. 781 00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:07,644 He's going to fuck us, fuck us. 782 00:39:07,644 --> 00:39:09,510 - Yeah, with a chainsaw. 783 00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:10,343 - Ew. 784 00:39:11,665 --> 00:39:13,639 - I need more coffee. 785 00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:15,639 (sighs) 786 00:39:16,515 --> 00:39:19,015 (phone rings) 787 00:39:20,146 --> 00:39:24,732 - Wilder, Wilder. Pick up the phone you lazy mother fucker! 788 00:39:24,732 --> 00:39:26,652 Stop watching the god damn movie! 789 00:39:26,652 --> 00:39:29,546 They shoot him in the boat! 790 00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:32,482 Wilder, it's a matter of life and death, 791 00:39:32,482 --> 00:39:34,990 and little old lady pensions! 792 00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:38,469 Michael gets offers he can't refuse. 793 00:39:38,469 --> 00:39:40,122 Wilder, if you pick up the phone, 794 00:39:40,122 --> 00:39:43,968 I will get you laid, you virgin mother fucker! 795 00:39:43,968 --> 00:39:47,386 - Oh Donald. Yes, what's this about getting laid? 796 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:50,204 Uh-huh. Do we have a fax machine? 797 00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:52,871 We do. Oh that's what that does. 798 00:39:54,532 --> 00:39:55,449 Yeah. Sure. 799 00:39:58,336 --> 00:39:59,834 I'll do it! 800 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:02,301 Now you promise I'm going to bust my nut? 801 00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:06,384 Okay, okay. It was a fair question. I'll find it. 802 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,599 Yeah, I'll find it! 803 00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:10,849 (scatting) 804 00:40:42,698 --> 00:40:46,531 Yes! I will get laid tonight! 805 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:02,653 Hello? 806 00:41:02,653 --> 00:41:04,506 - You put it in backward. 807 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:06,103 - I still get laid, right? 808 00:41:06,103 --> 00:41:08,919 - Put it in the other way! Do it! Do it! 809 00:41:08,919 --> 00:41:09,752 - Okay. 810 00:41:11,455 --> 00:41:13,455 (sighs) 811 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:17,458 - Yes! 812 00:41:19,697 --> 00:41:22,697 (soft hip-hop beat) 813 00:41:27,647 --> 00:41:28,480 - Oops. 814 00:41:34,206 --> 00:41:37,078 I just spilled all over myself. 815 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:40,995 Looks like I'm gonna need to take my shirt off. 816 00:41:42,288 --> 00:41:44,505 - Rudy, could you come in here for a moment please? 817 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,366 - [Rudy] I don't do three ways, Donald. 818 00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:49,039 - Now, and bring some aloe. Stop it! 819 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:50,291 - [Rudy] Stop what? 820 00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:51,205 - Oh, not you. 821 00:41:51,205 --> 00:41:52,372 Stop it! Rudy! 822 00:41:54,296 --> 00:41:57,387 - Down, girl. You, get off that desk. 823 00:41:57,387 --> 00:42:00,753 You, this is an office. Not a bordello. 824 00:42:00,753 --> 00:42:04,539 - I completely agree. What is going on here? 825 00:42:04,539 --> 00:42:06,559 Donald, get off that chair. 826 00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:08,502 You, whore, off the floor. 827 00:42:08,502 --> 00:42:10,881 Get me a coffee and the company directory. 828 00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,736 I hope you're ready for some bowling 829 00:42:12,736 --> 00:42:15,393 because heads are gonna roll. 830 00:42:15,393 --> 00:42:16,565 - I'm in sales. 831 00:42:16,565 --> 00:42:17,754 - Of course you are. 832 00:42:17,754 --> 00:42:19,284 - You in the market? 833 00:42:19,284 --> 00:42:20,117 Kinky. 834 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:23,956 Call me. 835 00:42:26,031 --> 00:42:28,011 - Mother, I don't know what's happening. 836 00:42:28,011 --> 00:42:29,040 I was just sitting-- 837 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,378 - Our stock is down. 838 00:42:31,378 --> 00:42:33,631 I understand you were too busy to sign papers 839 00:42:33,631 --> 00:42:36,136 because you live with some hairy man? 840 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,675 - [Rudy and Junior] What? 841 00:42:37,675 --> 00:42:39,258 - Rudy, coffee now. 842 00:42:41,205 --> 00:42:45,372 I had to drive here all the way from Bel-Air, by myself. 843 00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:49,694 I'm serious about that company directory. 844 00:42:49,694 --> 00:42:53,312 I am disgusted with each and every one of you. 845 00:42:53,312 --> 00:42:56,319 Leeman's has fallen. Do you know what that means? 846 00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:58,482 It means panic. It means misinformation. 847 00:42:58,482 --> 00:43:01,681 It means this is a golden opportunity 848 00:43:01,681 --> 00:43:03,679 to grab the bull by the horn. 849 00:43:03,679 --> 00:43:05,146 - [Junior] Which means-- - Which means 850 00:43:05,146 --> 00:43:06,752 they'll probably be bailed out by the FED. 851 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:08,648 - Excuse me, that's highly unlikely 852 00:43:08,648 --> 00:43:10,207 according to my calculations. 853 00:43:10,207 --> 00:43:11,537 - Really? - Yes. 854 00:43:11,537 --> 00:43:12,374 - You're fired. 855 00:43:12,374 --> 00:43:13,207 (scoffs) 856 00:43:13,207 --> 00:43:14,040 - I'm a genius. 857 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,441 - Well, now you're an out-of-work genius. Get out. 858 00:43:16,441 --> 00:43:18,263 - Yasmine is correct, ma'am. 859 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,159 The FED already announced that they're not bailing-- 860 00:43:20,159 --> 00:43:21,159 - Oh, you're fired, too. 861 00:43:21,159 --> 00:43:22,731 In fact, I was going to tell everyone 862 00:43:22,731 --> 00:43:24,402 on Friday when you couldn't riot, 863 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,819 but you are all indeed fired. 864 00:43:28,517 --> 00:43:32,277 Except for you because, well, you got us into this mess 865 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:35,678 and you let me know my son is a gay man. Thank you. 866 00:43:35,678 --> 00:43:39,609 And you, because we need more sales. 867 00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:41,526 Now, everyone out. 868 00:43:45,101 --> 00:43:48,002 - Excuse me, but I really-- - But what? 869 00:43:48,002 --> 00:43:49,742 Now that you're all perky in that 870 00:43:49,742 --> 00:43:51,887 "I'm in love with the boss" kind of way, 871 00:43:51,887 --> 00:43:52,961 I'm going to keep you? 872 00:43:52,961 --> 00:43:57,462 Well, I have eyes. Over my dead body. 873 00:43:57,462 --> 00:43:59,435 You smell what I'm saying? 874 00:43:59,435 --> 00:44:01,268 - Mother, Rudy and I, we're not-- 875 00:44:01,268 --> 00:44:03,835 - No, we really are not. 876 00:44:03,835 --> 00:44:07,168 - Oh, Donald, enough! Now, everyone out. 877 00:44:10,972 --> 00:44:13,898 But Rudy you can stay if you get me a cup of coffee 878 00:44:13,898 --> 00:44:16,565 and act like a good little girl. 879 00:44:19,557 --> 00:44:22,474 - It appears I cannot stay. Ladies. 880 00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:31,313 - Just a transition period that will get all jobs done. 881 00:44:31,313 --> 00:44:33,971 - Why don't you get rid of everyone? Why not the whole book? 882 00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,782 - [Mother] You simply have to understand. 883 00:44:35,782 --> 00:44:37,215 All of these people have to go. 884 00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,674 Upper management gets to stay. 885 00:44:38,674 --> 00:44:41,252 - [Junior] Who is the maintenance staff? You? 886 00:44:41,252 --> 00:44:45,675 When is the last time you picked up a toilet brush? 887 00:44:45,675 --> 00:44:46,856 I'm leaving! 888 00:44:46,856 --> 00:44:47,689 - In the footsteps, 889 00:44:47,689 --> 00:44:50,282 but perhaps not as severe as the Leeman melt down, 890 00:44:50,282 --> 00:44:52,612 are the staff cuts at Conglomerated Assets, 891 00:44:52,612 --> 00:44:55,332 where what's being termed a "New Brew Measure", 892 00:44:55,332 --> 00:44:57,259 was taken by Ms. Antoinette Rigby, 893 00:44:57,259 --> 00:45:01,752 who took her proxy power to the extreme this afternoon. 894 00:45:01,752 --> 00:45:03,103 Ms. Rigby, are we to conclude 895 00:45:03,103 --> 00:45:04,594 from these recent wave of firings 896 00:45:04,594 --> 00:45:07,354 that Conglomerated is falling on its assets? 897 00:45:07,354 --> 00:45:09,120 - No, no. 898 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,013 We are in perfect financial condition at Conglomerated, 899 00:45:12,013 --> 00:45:15,079 just as we have been for the last 100 years. 900 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:18,269 But I felt, in order to better serve out clients, 901 00:45:18,269 --> 00:45:20,799 harsh measures had to be taken. 902 00:45:20,799 --> 00:45:23,822 And of course we cancelled our annual board retreat. 903 00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:25,892 It would have been fiscally irresponsible. 904 00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,589 - We are dead wood. - [Waverly] Indeed. 905 00:45:27,589 --> 00:45:29,685 - Oh the hell no. 906 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,088 Hey Wave, did they call you in for-- 907 00:45:31,088 --> 00:45:34,855 - Yes, they did. Thanks. - Oh, right. 908 00:45:34,855 --> 00:45:36,558 - Okay, spill it. 909 00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:38,604 - Okay, I got a new job. Well second new job. 910 00:45:38,604 --> 00:45:40,815 This is just my day job. I have a night job, too. 911 00:45:40,815 --> 00:45:43,927 But anyways, I have a new one. Day job, if I want it. 912 00:45:43,927 --> 00:45:45,854 - We were fired an hour ago. 913 00:45:45,854 --> 00:45:48,002 - I'm a genius. I gotta keep busy, yo. 914 00:45:48,002 --> 00:45:49,715 I'm also a Sound Engineer for an Indie label. 915 00:45:49,715 --> 00:45:52,981 Got a single dropping next week. 916 00:45:52,981 --> 00:45:53,814 - And you? 917 00:45:53,814 --> 00:45:57,055 - I went to Brown. I have a network of people. 918 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,420 - Great. I'm screwed. 919 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:01,420 - No you're not! You'll get another job. 920 00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:05,189 - It's okay for you executives. But I'm a grunt. 921 00:46:05,189 --> 00:46:08,490 I've been an assistant for seven years. Seven years! 922 00:46:08,490 --> 00:46:09,323 What was I thinking? 923 00:46:09,323 --> 00:46:11,323 - You were helping run the company. 924 00:46:11,323 --> 00:46:12,558 Like really help run it. 925 00:46:12,558 --> 00:46:14,740 You're a great Executive Assistant, Rudy. 926 00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:15,706 Let me make some calls. 927 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,879 - I don't want calls made. 928 00:46:17,879 --> 00:46:20,426 I don't want to manage someone's schedule. 929 00:46:20,426 --> 00:46:24,552 I want my own schedule. I don't want to make coffee. 930 00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,940 I only want to touch that crap if somebody else 931 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:27,998 makes it for me! 932 00:46:27,998 --> 00:46:29,819 - Rudy, now's not the time to try and leap frog. 933 00:46:29,819 --> 00:46:31,127 You don't have the experience. 934 00:46:31,127 --> 00:46:32,697 - I know that, genius! 935 00:46:32,697 --> 00:46:35,251 - Hey, I was only trying to help. 936 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:36,584 Do you beat-box? 937 00:46:39,403 --> 00:46:41,368 - You know what would have helped? 938 00:46:41,368 --> 00:46:44,285 Leaving! Leaving would have helped. 939 00:46:45,534 --> 00:46:47,891 The new, restructured ad campaign 940 00:46:47,891 --> 00:46:49,380 that we were going to premier, 941 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:50,788 that would have helped. 942 00:46:50,788 --> 00:46:54,425 Making a career move after less than seven years, 943 00:46:54,425 --> 00:46:57,032 that would have helped! 944 00:46:57,032 --> 00:46:58,999 - Wait a minute. - What? 945 00:46:58,999 --> 00:47:00,507 - The retreat. 946 00:47:00,507 --> 00:47:02,277 - That's right, it's already paid for. 947 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:05,082 - Non-Refundable. They busted my ass over it. 948 00:47:05,082 --> 00:47:07,196 - Then we'll go. Spend some time on the company's dime. 949 00:47:07,196 --> 00:47:08,733 We could do all that stuff you wanted to do. 950 00:47:08,733 --> 00:47:11,066 Executive stuff like facials. 951 00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:12,564 - And massages. 952 00:47:12,564 --> 00:47:15,147 (harp strings) 953 00:47:21,645 --> 00:47:23,940 It's included, right? 954 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,002 - I know you all are taking me 955 00:47:25,002 --> 00:47:26,786 on that retreat with you, right? 956 00:47:26,786 --> 00:47:28,379 I could use a stone massage. 957 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,212 - Who couldn't? 958 00:47:29,212 --> 00:47:31,270 - Plus before you can get into any trouble-- 959 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:34,747 - I can just re-wire the computers and they can all go away. 960 00:47:34,747 --> 00:47:37,829 - Exactly! We all in? Rudy? 961 00:47:37,829 --> 00:47:39,329 - Yeah, fuck yeah. 962 00:47:40,376 --> 00:47:41,843 - [All] Fuck yeah! 963 00:47:41,843 --> 00:47:44,510 (spanish music) 964 00:47:58,274 --> 00:47:59,357 - [Rudy] Wow! 965 00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:04,839 - Donald? 966 00:48:11,935 --> 00:48:14,906 (science fiction robotic beeps) 967 00:48:14,906 --> 00:48:17,406 - Dude. What is the deal? 968 00:48:19,669 --> 00:48:21,086 - I'm going away. 969 00:48:22,993 --> 00:48:23,826 - Okay. 970 00:48:27,484 --> 00:48:28,420 - You wanna come? 971 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:29,420 - Road trip? 972 00:48:31,892 --> 00:48:32,725 Road trip! 973 00:48:36,602 --> 00:48:39,435 (soft rock music) 974 00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:44,391 This is amazing. I bet they have great porn here! 975 00:48:47,715 --> 00:48:50,548 It's a paradise. This is paradise. 976 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,329 What? 977 00:49:00,465 --> 00:49:01,298 - Hi? 978 00:49:02,561 --> 00:49:04,176 - What are you doing here? 979 00:49:04,176 --> 00:49:06,016 - What are you doing here? 980 00:49:06,016 --> 00:49:06,943 - I paid for it! 981 00:49:06,943 --> 00:49:07,870 - With my card! 982 00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:09,305 - With your father's card! 983 00:49:09,305 --> 00:49:12,055 And I was fired, so I deserve it. 984 00:49:13,804 --> 00:49:15,054 - Yeah, you do. 985 00:49:15,963 --> 00:49:17,322 Me, too. 986 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,427 - Us, too. 987 00:49:18,427 --> 00:49:19,510 - Hi, Wilder! 988 00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:26,127 - Oh. No, no, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no. 989 00:49:27,577 --> 00:49:28,715 (throat clears) 990 00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:29,548 - What? 991 00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:31,131 - You look amazing. 992 00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:34,811 I mean, who else is here? 993 00:49:34,811 --> 00:49:37,366 - Erica, Waverly, Yasmine, and me. 994 00:49:37,366 --> 00:49:38,699 We got here last night. 995 00:49:38,699 --> 00:49:40,186 I've already had a stone massage, 996 00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:43,156 a Swedish massage, and an herbal wrap. 997 00:49:43,156 --> 00:49:45,520 - Well, I'm glad you're here. 998 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,996 I wanted to talk to you anyway. 999 00:49:47,996 --> 00:49:48,955 - You did? 1000 00:49:48,955 --> 00:49:50,946 - You know the campaign you mentioned? 1001 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:54,279 - Oh, right. Yes, the campaign. Hold on. 1002 00:49:55,806 --> 00:49:56,639 Here. 1003 00:49:58,007 --> 00:50:00,840 - Wow. It's, uh, light. 1004 00:50:02,234 --> 00:50:04,238 - The research is all in there, too. 1005 00:50:04,238 --> 00:50:06,189 I didn't have time to make it all pretty, 1006 00:50:06,189 --> 00:50:08,106 but it's totally sound. 1007 00:50:11,817 --> 00:50:14,329 - Okay, I guess we'll be going then. 1008 00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:15,542 - We're leaving? 1009 00:50:15,542 --> 00:50:18,000 - Oh, the master suite should still be available. 1010 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,833 - What room? 1011 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:22,379 - Your father's. What would have been your father's. 1012 00:50:22,379 --> 00:50:25,212 The master suite has two bedrooms. 1013 00:50:28,085 --> 00:50:29,002 - So. - So. 1014 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,043 - So, see you in an hour. 1015 00:50:33,046 --> 00:50:35,821 - Okay! Bye Junior. 1016 00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:36,654 - Um... 1017 00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:39,327 - Donald, right! 1018 00:50:51,184 --> 00:50:52,934 - She's your density. 1019 00:50:54,397 --> 00:50:56,030 - What? 1020 00:50:56,030 --> 00:50:59,666 - Your density. - Okay, let's just go-- 1021 00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:02,066 - Even Marty McFly had a density. 1022 00:51:02,066 --> 00:51:02,899 - So? 1023 00:51:02,899 --> 00:51:05,516 - Well he was a good Michael J. Fox before... 1024 00:51:05,516 --> 00:51:07,266 - Oh, dude. So wrong. 1025 00:51:13,787 --> 00:51:15,930 - Hm. What's this charge? 1026 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:18,213 - That looks like the retreat. 1027 00:51:18,213 --> 00:51:20,933 See? We already paid. Paid invoice. 1028 00:51:20,933 --> 00:51:23,560 - I'm going to miss my hot stone massage. 1029 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,779 Hey, it's already paid for. We should just go! 1030 00:51:27,779 --> 00:51:31,460 - That's right. No one has to know. 1031 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:34,460 - But I already canceled it. On T.V. 1032 00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:38,448 - That doesn't matter. It's good P.R. 1033 00:51:38,448 --> 00:51:42,598 It's just a perception that you cancelled it. 1034 00:51:42,598 --> 00:51:44,015 - The perception! 1035 00:51:52,475 --> 00:51:53,867 - Oh, dude. 1036 00:51:53,867 --> 00:51:57,200 - Don't tell me! I want to be surprised. 1037 00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:01,113 - Okay, well I'm going to go do some reading. 1038 00:52:01,113 --> 00:52:02,352 By the pool. 1039 00:52:02,352 --> 00:52:03,898 - Whatever dude. 1040 00:52:03,898 --> 00:52:08,651 - Mmk. You do know that all the sheets are Egyptian cotton, 1041 00:52:08,651 --> 00:52:09,484 don't ya? 1042 00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:12,006 - Really? 1043 00:52:13,163 --> 00:52:15,163 What's the thread count? 1044 00:52:21,949 --> 00:52:25,971 - What do you mean the suite is not available? Who's in it? 1045 00:52:25,971 --> 00:52:27,554 - Donald Rigby, Jr. 1046 00:52:28,915 --> 00:52:32,262 - Oh, that's fine. I'll take the other one. 1047 00:52:32,262 --> 00:52:33,467 Chase, Quincy, 1048 00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:37,362 don't call me 'til I've had my herbal wrap. 1049 00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:38,195 - Bitch. 1050 00:52:39,996 --> 00:52:44,011 - Is there any way that I could get the key 1051 00:52:44,011 --> 00:52:46,428 to Donald Rigby, Jr.'s suite? 1052 00:52:47,503 --> 00:52:51,692 He's my boyfriend and I want to surprise him. 1053 00:52:51,692 --> 00:52:54,953 - Yeah, I'm kind of definitely not supposed to do that. 1054 00:52:54,953 --> 00:52:55,786 At all. 1055 00:52:57,815 --> 00:52:58,648 Ooh! 1056 00:53:04,374 --> 00:53:07,438 - You can collect your own tip. 1057 00:53:07,438 --> 00:53:08,271 C'mon. 1058 00:53:09,492 --> 00:53:11,492 (moans) 1059 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:34,413 - [Rudy] We see a confident business woman. 1060 00:53:34,413 --> 00:53:37,762 We see a woman who runs her own business. 1061 00:53:37,762 --> 00:53:40,520 Strong business woman who are in control 1062 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,270 of their own destiny. 1063 00:53:43,147 --> 00:53:46,564 Mary was right. You've made it after all! 1064 00:53:49,616 --> 00:53:52,449 And Conglomerated is here to help. 1065 00:53:56,124 --> 00:53:57,790 So? 1066 00:53:57,790 --> 00:53:59,084 - So... 1067 00:53:59,084 --> 00:54:01,891 - So what did you think? 1068 00:54:01,891 --> 00:54:03,611 - Don't leave a sister hangin'. 1069 00:54:03,611 --> 00:54:06,182 - You like, you no like? 1070 00:54:06,182 --> 00:54:07,015 - I like. 1071 00:54:07,015 --> 00:54:08,845 - Thank God! I'm sweating. 1072 00:54:08,845 --> 00:54:11,173 - My mother says, "women don't sweat, they glow". 1073 00:54:11,173 --> 00:54:12,588 - Well then I'm glowing like a pig. 1074 00:54:12,588 --> 00:54:14,222 Listen Junior-- - Donald. 1075 00:54:14,222 --> 00:54:16,809 We should call him Donald now. 1076 00:54:16,809 --> 00:54:19,245 Now that he likes our idea. 1077 00:54:19,245 --> 00:54:21,726 We shouldn't just make him an off-shoot of his father 1078 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:22,559 when he's an-- 1079 00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:23,392 - A what? 1080 00:54:23,392 --> 00:54:24,820 - An individual. 1081 00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:26,662 Look, we reclaimed the "Qwerty" thing 1082 00:54:26,662 --> 00:54:27,931 and made it a power thing, 1083 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:31,214 and we should do the same thing here for Donald. 1084 00:54:31,214 --> 00:54:32,385 - Donald? 1085 00:54:32,385 --> 00:54:34,575 - Yes. - Mhmm. Okay. 1086 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,454 Donald, do I have your approval 1087 00:54:36,454 --> 00:54:38,675 to upload this demo ad online? 1088 00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:39,992 - You can do that from here? 1089 00:54:39,992 --> 00:54:40,825 - Mhmm. 1090 00:54:40,825 --> 00:54:43,218 - Sure, why not? If it goes viral-- 1091 00:54:43,218 --> 00:54:44,808 - It can serve as a soft-launch 1092 00:54:44,808 --> 00:54:46,950 for the official marketing campaign. 1093 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:47,950 - C'mon Yaz. 1094 00:54:51,546 --> 00:54:52,379 - Well... 1095 00:54:53,297 --> 00:54:57,758 - Oh, look at the time! I gotta go get an EK. 1096 00:54:57,758 --> 00:54:59,827 The stock market in Japan. 1097 00:54:59,827 --> 00:55:00,660 - I know. 1098 00:55:00,660 --> 00:55:01,845 - He went to Stanford. 1099 00:55:01,845 --> 00:55:03,095 - Right. Brown. 1100 00:55:06,562 --> 00:55:07,395 Well. 1101 00:55:15,564 --> 00:55:18,365 (laughs) 1102 00:55:18,365 --> 00:55:19,874 - I'm glad you liked it. 1103 00:55:19,874 --> 00:55:21,825 - Yeah, I like a lot of things you do. 1104 00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:25,992 - Well, it wasn't just me. It was us. Everyone helped. 1105 00:55:27,932 --> 00:55:32,644 - Yeah, but it's great. So nice. It's just better Rudy. 1106 00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:35,571 Better for the company, better for the employees. 1107 00:55:35,571 --> 00:55:36,571 For us. - Us? 1108 00:55:37,761 --> 00:55:40,761 - Well, for you. You know, as my new 1109 00:55:43,327 --> 00:55:45,653 V.P. of Marketing. 1110 00:55:45,653 --> 00:55:46,856 - What? 1111 00:55:46,856 --> 00:55:47,689 (laughs) 1112 00:55:47,689 --> 00:55:48,522 - Yeah. 1113 00:55:48,522 --> 00:55:50,522 (gasps) 1114 00:55:53,110 --> 00:55:55,610 (phone rings) 1115 00:56:00,501 --> 00:56:02,584 - Crap! Your mom is here. 1116 00:56:03,677 --> 00:56:06,844 She brought Chase and Quincy with her. 1117 00:56:10,828 --> 00:56:11,672 - You have plans for dinner? 1118 00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:12,505 - No. 1119 00:56:12,505 --> 00:56:14,542 - You do now. 8 o'clock. Fancy. 1120 00:56:14,542 --> 00:56:15,375 - Fancy? 1121 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:16,208 - Mhmm. 1122 00:56:19,595 --> 00:56:22,229 (sighs) 1123 00:56:22,229 --> 00:56:23,793 Hey, 1124 00:56:23,793 --> 00:56:27,035 I am planning a special dinner. 1125 00:56:27,035 --> 00:56:28,546 - Yes, sir. How can we help you? 1126 00:56:28,546 --> 00:56:30,597 We're very discreet here at the Hotel Zoso. 1127 00:56:30,597 --> 00:56:32,824 - Oh, good. I just wanted some candles. 1128 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:34,632 - Wax on the nipples, bumping uglies. 1129 00:56:34,632 --> 00:56:36,525 Break it off on me, Daddy. 1130 00:56:36,525 --> 00:56:39,575 - Please shut up. I just want candles on a table, okay? 1131 00:56:39,575 --> 00:56:42,345 A nice flower arrangement. Perhaps a bottle of-- 1132 00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:45,524 Mother! What are you doing here? 1133 00:56:45,524 --> 00:56:47,034 - What are you doing here? 1134 00:56:47,034 --> 00:56:49,098 They told me you took the better room. 1135 00:56:49,098 --> 00:56:50,650 - Oh, I came to relax. 1136 00:56:50,650 --> 00:56:53,133 All the lay-offs really stressed me out. 1137 00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:57,300 - Oh. Me, too. Let's unwind over a nice bottle of Merlot. 1138 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,093 - Ooh, Cougar! Rawr! Get it. 1139 00:57:02,998 --> 00:57:06,426 - I'd love to, really, but I'm detoxing. 1140 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:09,093 As part of that, I am cleansing. 1141 00:57:10,502 --> 00:57:11,559 - You're what? 1142 00:57:11,559 --> 00:57:14,495 - Not eating. Like Cher. Or Madonna. 1143 00:57:14,495 --> 00:57:16,224 - Beyonce did it, too, in "Dream Girls"-- 1144 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:18,050 - Would you shut it? 1145 00:57:18,050 --> 00:57:21,748 Anyway, I'm going to go meditate right now. 1146 00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:23,081 Goodbye, Mother. 1147 00:57:29,839 --> 00:57:31,608 - Well, if you hadn't dared me to. 1148 00:57:31,608 --> 00:57:33,416 - Oh, I dared you to? - You dared me to. 1149 00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:34,249 - Listen. 1150 00:57:34,249 --> 00:57:36,732 You told me you were going to go in there, 1151 00:57:36,732 --> 00:57:39,331 grab that V.P. of Marketing position by the balls, 1152 00:57:39,331 --> 00:57:40,831 and drink it deep. 1153 00:57:41,668 --> 00:57:44,875 Oh, and now you're here. Just waffling. 1154 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,477 - I am not. - Are, too. 1155 00:57:46,477 --> 00:57:47,669 - Am not. - Are, too. 1156 00:57:47,669 --> 00:57:50,932 - Am not, to infinity! - Damn it! 1157 00:57:50,932 --> 00:57:51,765 You listen. 1158 00:57:51,765 --> 00:57:53,272 Either you go in there and tie up Junior 1159 00:57:53,272 --> 00:57:56,000 in a compromising position, or I will. 1160 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,250 - You will? You're all talk, no action. 1161 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:02,538 - No, the reason I can't do it right now 1162 00:58:02,538 --> 00:58:04,569 is because I'm in a glycolic peel! 1163 00:58:04,569 --> 00:58:07,760 - Oh, don't worry about it Chase. 1164 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,131 I got this. 1165 00:58:09,131 --> 00:58:11,464 - Well, you better, alright? 1166 00:58:12,679 --> 00:58:14,666 (sighs) 1167 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:16,916 You are ruining my chakras. 1168 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:24,649 - This hotel provides services not on the menu, 1169 00:58:24,649 --> 00:58:25,922 am I correct? 1170 00:58:25,922 --> 00:58:27,307 - We do pride ourselves 1171 00:58:27,307 --> 00:58:29,384 on being a full-service establishment. 1172 00:58:29,384 --> 00:58:31,526 Amenities, and such. 1173 00:58:31,526 --> 00:58:33,943 - How much to service my son? 1174 00:58:35,161 --> 00:58:39,328 See, he's very tense because he can't tell me he's gay. 1175 00:58:41,304 --> 00:58:43,326 - Really? Wait, really? 1176 00:58:43,326 --> 00:58:46,254 Cause I didn't get nothin'. 1177 00:58:46,254 --> 00:58:48,810 - Just found out, myself. 1178 00:58:48,810 --> 00:58:52,522 He's been living in L.A. with some hairy man for years. 1179 00:58:52,522 --> 00:58:54,156 Right under my nose. 1180 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:56,091 - He's a bear cub? - Yes. 1181 00:58:56,091 --> 00:58:57,532 (gags) 1182 00:58:57,532 --> 00:59:00,631 Now, I've never met this hairy man, 1183 00:59:00,631 --> 00:59:04,375 but I do think Donald is somewhat of a catch, don't you? 1184 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,802 He could do better. 1185 00:59:05,802 --> 00:59:07,135 - Totally, yeah. 1186 00:59:08,903 --> 00:59:12,134 Wait, so what do you want me to do? 1187 00:59:12,134 --> 00:59:16,301 - I want you to go to his room and blow away his tension. 1188 00:59:19,602 --> 00:59:23,769 As long as all of this is handled with the utmost. 1189 00:59:24,874 --> 00:59:27,056 - I am the soul of discretion. 1190 00:59:27,056 --> 00:59:28,889 - Darling, I love you. 1191 00:59:33,007 --> 00:59:35,031 - Girl, I'm gonna suck a dick! 1192 00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:37,031 I know, I love this job. 1193 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:44,508 - This is going to make him rip your clothes off. 1194 00:59:44,508 --> 00:59:47,358 - Hello? He can't be ripping my dress, that's my dress. 1195 00:59:47,358 --> 00:59:48,388 He can't rip it. - Hello, 1196 00:59:48,388 --> 00:59:50,431 you think Junior is the ripping type? 1197 00:59:50,431 --> 00:59:54,115 - Probably not. Okay, Rudy, no ripping of the dress. 1198 00:59:54,115 --> 00:59:56,562 Just a slow unzip, okay? 1199 00:59:56,562 --> 00:59:59,395 (soft rock music) 1200 01:00:09,959 --> 01:00:10,792 Waverly? 1201 01:00:12,323 --> 01:00:16,461 - [Yasmine] Yo, Waverly. Waverly, get up! 1202 01:00:16,461 --> 01:00:18,132 - No, I'm okay. 1203 01:00:18,132 --> 01:00:21,394 - Oh my God! What's wrong with you? 1204 01:00:21,394 --> 01:00:23,727 (squealing) 1205 01:00:24,631 --> 01:00:27,464 I'll hit you when you're sleeping! 1206 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:32,392 - Chase, I can't do the zipper in the back! 1207 01:00:32,392 --> 01:00:34,050 (groans) 1208 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,168 Damn it! 1209 01:00:35,168 --> 01:00:37,595 - I'll have to do this one myself. 1210 01:00:37,595 --> 01:00:40,382 Never send a cougar to do a man's job. 1211 01:00:40,382 --> 01:00:42,382 (spits) 1212 01:00:43,626 --> 01:00:45,798 - Mother, I told you I'm fasting. 1213 01:00:45,798 --> 01:00:49,040 - And I told you that is ridiculous. 1214 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,505 - I'm giving you another minute, alright? That's it. 1215 01:00:52,505 --> 01:00:53,338 (gasps) 1216 01:00:53,338 --> 01:00:55,088 - Isn't that Madonna? 1217 01:00:56,718 --> 01:00:58,709 - What? No, I didn't see her. 1218 01:00:58,709 --> 01:01:01,384 - Oh, my mistake. 1219 01:01:01,384 --> 01:01:03,090 You're such a good son 1220 01:01:03,090 --> 01:01:05,970 to give your mother one whole minute more. 1221 01:01:05,970 --> 01:01:09,887 Would you get me a glass of wine before you go? 1222 01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:29,370 (beeps) 1223 01:01:31,749 --> 01:01:33,040 - [Saleswoman] Hi, how are you today? 1224 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:33,873 - Good, how are you doing? 1225 01:01:33,873 --> 01:01:34,823 - Good, thank you. 1226 01:01:34,823 --> 01:01:35,656 - Good. 1227 01:01:41,709 --> 01:01:43,292 - It's just dinner. 1228 01:01:51,315 --> 01:01:53,398 (snores) 1229 01:01:55,739 --> 01:01:58,016 (beeps) 1230 01:01:58,016 --> 01:02:00,099 (snores) 1231 01:02:07,617 --> 01:02:10,617 - It's going to be $30 for you, sir. 1232 01:02:11,525 --> 01:02:13,377 - Okay. Shit! 1233 01:02:13,377 --> 01:02:15,211 - Can you just put them on my room please? 1234 01:02:15,211 --> 01:02:16,794 - Sure. - Thank you. 1235 01:02:25,676 --> 01:02:27,676 (beeps) 1236 01:02:31,516 --> 01:02:33,433 - Here, Junior, Junior. 1237 01:02:38,181 --> 01:02:41,264 (instrumental music) 1238 01:02:46,275 --> 01:02:48,692 (rock music) 1239 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,292 I will drink your biscuit. I will drink it down. 1240 01:03:11,298 --> 01:03:12,298 - Ah. Ah-ha! 1241 01:03:14,570 --> 01:03:17,070 Say hello to my little friend! 1242 01:03:27,473 --> 01:03:29,556 (groans) 1243 01:03:38,943 --> 01:03:40,943 (moans) 1244 01:03:52,102 --> 01:03:54,185 - I hope Donald tips him. 1245 01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:30,073 (Quincy moans) 1246 01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,223 - You really like me? 1247 01:04:46,476 --> 01:04:49,226 (soft pop music) 1248 01:05:05,656 --> 01:05:06,489 - Rudy! 1249 01:05:06,489 --> 01:05:07,322 - She's gone. 1250 01:05:07,322 --> 01:05:08,155 - Where? 1251 01:05:08,155 --> 01:05:09,679 - Don't know. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you 1252 01:05:09,679 --> 01:05:11,646 after she caught you boning Quincy. 1253 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:12,820 - I didn't bone Quincy. 1254 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:14,049 - That's not what she said. 1255 01:05:14,049 --> 01:05:15,429 - Who? - Quincy. 1256 01:05:15,429 --> 01:05:17,071 - When? - At the office. 1257 01:05:17,071 --> 01:05:18,411 - No, I mean now. 1258 01:05:18,411 --> 01:05:19,244 - What? 1259 01:05:19,244 --> 01:05:23,125 - I don't want to bone Quincy, I want to bone Rudy! 1260 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:24,877 That didn't come out very nice. 1261 01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:27,207 - Well then if it wasn't you, who was it? 1262 01:05:27,207 --> 01:05:28,040 (sighs) 1263 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:28,873 - Wilder. 1264 01:05:28,873 --> 01:05:29,706 - Who? 1265 01:05:29,706 --> 01:05:32,428 - My roommate. The hairy guy that faxed the paperwork. 1266 01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,054 - [Waverly] You expect us to believe you? 1267 01:05:34,054 --> 01:05:38,538 - Oh, believe him. He didn't. 1268 01:05:38,538 --> 01:05:39,616 You know although, 1269 01:05:39,616 --> 01:05:42,426 Junior, I would have really liked it 1270 01:05:42,426 --> 01:05:44,417 if you were a notch on my belt. 1271 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:47,878 But I found something a little bit more meaty. 1272 01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:49,115 (Wilder groans) 1273 01:05:49,115 --> 01:05:50,034 - Yikes. No offense. 1274 01:05:50,034 --> 01:05:53,367 - None taken. I found myself a wild man. 1275 01:05:54,435 --> 01:05:57,352 Oh, he is so big I can hardly walk. 1276 01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:00,659 Oh, come on, lover. 1277 01:06:00,659 --> 01:06:03,326 - Alas, Mateys. There she blows! 1278 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:06,822 - Jeez. Tell me the appeal, would you? 1279 01:06:06,822 --> 01:06:08,798 - I bet he's all dirty and low. 1280 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:09,631 - Mhmm. 1281 01:06:10,806 --> 01:06:13,473 - Ladies, focus. Rudy. 1282 01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:18,191 - She said something about stopping at a dairy. 1283 01:06:18,191 --> 01:06:20,108 - No, girl. Dairy-free. 1284 01:06:20,968 --> 01:06:23,118 - Gelato. Okay, I'm out of here! 1285 01:06:23,118 --> 01:06:25,372 - Oh, not so fast! Where you going? 1286 01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:27,030 - To find Rudy! 1287 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:28,170 - But you're gay. 1288 01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:29,177 - I'm not gay. 1289 01:06:29,177 --> 01:06:30,494 - You did the hotel clerk. 1290 01:06:30,494 --> 01:06:32,549 - What? - Knew it. 1291 01:06:32,549 --> 01:06:35,477 - I'm not gay! What are you talking about? 1292 01:06:35,477 --> 01:06:38,079 - I sent the clerk to help you get over that bear 1293 01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:39,829 you were living with. 1294 01:06:41,421 --> 01:06:42,975 - Where did you hear that? 1295 01:06:42,975 --> 01:06:43,808 - Chase! 1296 01:06:43,808 --> 01:06:45,592 (Chase laughs) 1297 01:06:45,592 --> 01:06:47,527 - Guess who had sausage for breakfast? 1298 01:06:47,527 --> 01:06:49,027 Ooh, tickle buddy! 1299 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:51,970 - You should never believe Chase, Antoinette. 1300 01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:53,421 He's been scheming to take over the company 1301 01:06:53,421 --> 01:06:54,984 since the day he got there. 1302 01:06:54,984 --> 01:06:55,817 - Donald! 1303 01:06:55,817 --> 01:06:57,544 - Dad, what are you doing here? 1304 01:06:57,544 --> 01:06:58,830 - I like to keep tabs on your mother, 1305 01:06:58,830 --> 01:07:00,631 so I tracked her car. 1306 01:07:00,631 --> 01:07:01,464 - Donald. 1307 01:07:01,464 --> 01:07:02,665 - Well you should take it as a compliment. 1308 01:07:02,665 --> 01:07:04,537 I thought I'd show up and surprise you. 1309 01:07:04,537 --> 01:07:06,564 Plus, I want to say to you, 1310 01:07:06,564 --> 01:07:09,879 I saw your ad, the new ad on the internet. 1311 01:07:09,879 --> 01:07:10,844 I liked it. 1312 01:07:10,844 --> 01:07:12,346 - You did? - Yes! 1313 01:07:12,346 --> 01:07:14,684 - I did! You're all getting promotions. 1314 01:07:14,684 --> 01:07:16,444 - No, they're not. They're fired. 1315 01:07:16,444 --> 01:07:19,777 - Antoinette, I am not arguing with you. 1316 01:07:25,253 --> 01:07:27,273 Do you remember when we first met? 1317 01:07:27,273 --> 01:07:29,259 The fire. The passion. 1318 01:07:29,259 --> 01:07:30,526 It was the night my dog died 1319 01:07:30,526 --> 01:07:32,318 and you were at the Four Seasons. 1320 01:07:32,318 --> 01:07:34,473 Sitting there at the bar, all alone, 1321 01:07:34,473 --> 01:07:36,970 like you had nothing better to do. 1322 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,220 - So beautiful. 1323 01:07:39,150 --> 01:07:41,258 - And I walked up to you and you said, 1324 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:42,791 "You don't look like a John", and I said, 1325 01:07:42,791 --> 01:07:46,093 "Because I'm a Donald. So, would you ride with me 1326 01:07:46,093 --> 01:07:48,593 "in my jet plane to Las Vegas and marry me?". 1327 01:07:48,593 --> 01:07:49,451 - And I said, "yes". 1328 01:07:49,451 --> 01:07:51,183 (laughs) 1329 01:07:51,183 --> 01:07:53,224 - You said, "yes". 1330 01:07:53,224 --> 01:07:55,018 And for the next 30 years, 1331 01:07:55,018 --> 01:07:58,394 you did whatever you wanted to do and I never argued. 1332 01:07:58,394 --> 01:08:01,311 But now, I've got something to say. 1333 01:08:03,815 --> 01:08:06,061 I hate retirement. It's fucking boring. 1334 01:08:06,061 --> 01:08:08,163 - Dad. - Totally fucking boring. 1335 01:08:08,163 --> 01:08:09,510 And I'm a terrible golfer. 1336 01:08:09,510 --> 01:08:12,566 So as of Monday, I'm taking back my company. 1337 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,066 Now, where's Rudy? 1338 01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:16,737 - She left. 1339 01:08:18,346 --> 01:08:20,549 - Well, are you man enough to chase her? 1340 01:08:20,549 --> 01:08:21,382 - Yeah. 1341 01:08:21,382 --> 01:08:23,103 - Then take the Porsche. 1342 01:08:23,103 --> 01:08:25,873 - But she is-- - Perfect for him! 1343 01:08:25,873 --> 01:08:30,708 And listen, if you play your cards right and keep quiet, 1344 01:08:30,708 --> 01:08:32,095 you're going to have gorgeous grandchildren 1345 01:08:32,095 --> 01:08:33,174 with a head for finance. 1346 01:08:33,174 --> 01:08:35,038 Now, what do you say we go get us 1347 01:08:35,038 --> 01:08:36,474 one of those nice seaweed wraps 1348 01:08:36,474 --> 01:08:39,125 and you give me a blow job? 1349 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:39,958 - Mhmm. 1350 01:08:41,084 --> 01:08:44,251 - Donald, you're so naughty. 1351 01:08:45,097 --> 01:08:46,680 - I know, let's go. 1352 01:08:48,308 --> 01:08:51,141 (soft rock music) 1353 01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,573 - Komichiwa, Rudy-son? 1354 01:09:18,304 --> 01:09:22,471 - She speaks English and we're Chinese, you dumb ass. 1355 01:09:33,646 --> 01:09:36,217 - It's freezing in here. 1356 01:09:36,217 --> 01:09:37,970 - It's a freezer, dumb ass. 1357 01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:39,144 - You called me that already. 1358 01:09:39,144 --> 01:09:41,087 - So what? Get used to it. 1359 01:09:41,087 --> 01:09:43,270 - I didn't bone Quincy. Wilder did. 1360 01:09:43,270 --> 01:09:45,520 - I know, I got a text. So? 1361 01:09:46,508 --> 01:09:47,341 - So... 1362 01:09:47,341 --> 01:09:49,387 - So now I'm just supposed to fall for you 1363 01:09:49,387 --> 01:09:51,189 cause you're cute and your eyes crinkle 1364 01:09:51,189 --> 01:09:53,246 at the corners when you smile? 1365 01:09:53,246 --> 01:09:54,719 - You think my eyes are cute. 1366 01:09:54,719 --> 01:09:56,392 - I didn't say that. I said, 1367 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:58,726 "you would like me to think that". 1368 01:09:58,726 --> 01:10:00,068 - No. What I would like you to think 1369 01:10:00,068 --> 01:10:03,699 is that you are a gorgeous, super sexy, super smart, 1370 01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:06,723 city college valedictorian, who can make a mean 1371 01:10:06,723 --> 01:10:09,294 green tea gelato, just as easy as she does 1372 01:10:09,294 --> 01:10:12,344 a national ad campaign that's already increased revenue 1373 01:10:12,344 --> 01:10:14,511 by 30% among clients. 1374 01:10:17,058 --> 01:10:18,247 - I did? 1375 01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:20,379 - You did. You totally did. 1376 01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:23,129 - Ah. Oh my God. I just love you! 1377 01:10:25,861 --> 01:10:27,306 - What? 1378 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:28,139 - Nothing. 1379 01:10:29,034 --> 01:10:30,890 - You said you loved me. 1380 01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:33,566 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 1381 01:10:33,566 --> 01:10:34,816 - No, I meant-- 1382 01:10:44,702 --> 01:10:47,535 - Dairy-Free. It's an aphrodisiac. 1383 01:10:49,738 --> 01:10:51,834 - What are you thinking right now? 1384 01:10:51,834 --> 01:10:53,667 - It's fucking hot as hell in here. 1385 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:56,417 (kissing sounds) 1386 01:11:06,150 --> 01:11:07,733 Our focus is women. 1387 01:11:09,117 --> 01:11:11,792 - With their own money. 1388 01:11:11,792 --> 01:11:12,709 - Educated. 1389 01:11:14,284 --> 01:11:15,553 - Smart. 1390 01:11:15,553 --> 01:11:18,378 - And willing to take calculated risks. 1391 01:11:18,378 --> 01:11:20,399 - Conglomerated Assets is ready to serve you 1392 01:11:20,399 --> 01:11:23,690 with a team dedicated to your specific needs. 1393 01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:25,198 Heading the new Qwerty Division 1394 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:26,888 of Conglomerated Assets are 1395 01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,245 Rudy Lee, V.P. of Marketing, 1396 01:11:29,245 --> 01:11:32,039 Waverly Thomas, V.P. of New Accounts, 1397 01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:34,857 Erica Jones, V.P. of Technology, 1398 01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:38,719 and Yasmine Rodriguez, our Resident Genius. 1399 01:11:38,719 --> 01:11:42,795 - [All Four Women] We are here to work for you. 1400 01:11:42,795 --> 01:11:46,367 - [Junior] And cut! That is a wrap, people! 1401 01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:49,016 (cheering and applause) 1402 01:11:49,016 --> 01:11:50,165 Thank you, thank you. 1403 01:11:50,165 --> 01:11:52,222 I didn't think I could do it. 1404 01:11:52,222 --> 01:11:56,389 ("Beautiful Mess" by David Thiele) 1405 01:12:00,609 --> 01:12:02,723 ♫ I was out in this big blue world 1406 01:12:02,723 --> 01:12:03,774 ♫ With the future wide open 1407 01:12:03,774 --> 01:12:07,863 ♫ Standing right in front of me 1408 01:12:07,863 --> 01:12:11,272 ♫ Everything I dreamed 1409 01:12:11,272 --> 01:12:13,474 ♫ I could see it too clearly then 1410 01:12:13,474 --> 01:12:18,031 ♫ 'Til you came along, met me down on Lonely Street 1411 01:12:18,031 --> 01:12:21,483 ♫ That was when I lost my beat 1412 01:12:21,483 --> 01:12:24,142 ♫ Slow down 1413 01:12:24,142 --> 01:12:28,865 ♫ One more step in every single direction, love 1414 01:12:28,865 --> 01:12:32,417 ♫ Just to make sure, love 1415 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:37,178 ♫ Won't stop 'til I cover every angle left 1416 01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:41,345 ♫ To second guess such a beautiful mess 1417 01:12:42,807 --> 01:12:46,140 ♫ Such a beautiful mess 1418 01:12:59,836 --> 01:13:03,415 - Woah, woah. Hold up. Who is this mother fucker? 1419 01:13:03,415 --> 01:13:05,734 (moans) 1420 01:13:05,734 --> 01:13:06,567 Splat!